March 6-- It's suppose to snow again tomorrow. Where is the damn global warming when you need it?
Boy, I hate the weather in this town. But, you know that by now.

I get these emails saying, "Todd! Why do you hate St. Louis so much?" I don't hate St. Louis. I hate the St. Louis weather. Sort of like Ellen DeGeneres. She seems to be a fun and enjoyable person--I just wouldn't want to see her naked.

Speaking of global warming, everybody seems to be going "green" these days.
Who came up with the term "going green"? The last time I went green was when my wife made stir fry.

Besides, we live in St. Louis.

Folks in St. Louis don't go green, we go gray. Take a look outside. Do you see anything green?
Nope, just gray. We recycle our newspapers and that seems to mean that we're going "green".
What color are newspapers? Gray! I just don't get it.

I'm going to start a new movement called "Going Gray". Maybe Al Gore will make a movie about it.
We could name it "An Inconvenient Truth". No wait, that's already taken. I think it's the slogan for whoever wins the Democratic Party....Just kidding!!

Until next time.... I hope you survive Another Day In The Gray.


--Thanks to everybody who bought a shirt. My son just might be able to attend a cheap community college!
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