No Groceries

March 7-- I'm running late today. That's because I've been in "meetings". Here's a meeting fun fact for you! 140% of absolutely everything discussed in endless sit down meetings could be accomplished in a 5 minute phone call.

It was supposed to really snow today, but it didn't. That's too bad, because my wife's hair stylist Brandi left a message that if it snowed she was going to have to cancel her appointments. It didn't though, and now we can't buy groceries next week.

The reason being, is that it costs $75 for my wife to get her hair cut. I love my wife very much, but when I get my hair cut it only costs $12, with a tip.

It just doesn't make sense to me why women's haircuts cost so much more than men's. I mean, if my wife had an extremely enormous head, like the size of a tool shed, then yes I could justify charging $75 to cut the hair on it.

But she doesn't. In fact, our heads are pretty much the same size, but her head costs six times as much to cut as mine. So thanks to Brandi we're eating Honey Nut Cheerios and canned tuna all week. I think I'm going to call Brandi up and tell her I think her name sounds like a stripper.

Finally, thank you so much to John Pertzborn and Patrick O'Brien of Fox 2 TV, Courtney Landrum and Phillips and Company of Y98 Radio and again Mark Reardon of KMOX Radio right here in the land of Another Day In The Gray who have given such wonderful promotion to our depressing site.

St. Louis' weather may stink, but St. Louis' media are the greatest!

Going to be a big weekend-- It's Daylight Savings Time! That means that starting Sunday we all get an extra hour of GRAY!

Until Monday, I hope you survive Another Day In Gray.

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