March 19--  As I stood on the 16th floor window ledge of my friend Dan's office building, the window below me slowly opened. The dental hygienist from the office below climbed out and reached up to me. "You're not going to stop me,"
I said. "I'm jumping."

"I'm not trying to stop you," she replied. "I want to jump first!"

It has been raining non-stop for the past 24 hours.

Everything is flooded and people are being evacuated! Evacuating from St.Louis to middle of the Pacific Ocean would be drier at this point. Everybody with me now!.... "St. Louis Weather Sucks!"

In a sick and depraved way it's actually comical. There were times when I thought I would run out of things to write about the horrible St. Louis weather. But I gotta tell you, this is easier than playing basketball against a midget.

I have a cheery neighbor. The type of cheery you want to slap. I told him that if I don't freeze to death or drown in my driveway during the next few weeks, that I'm going to get away to someplace that is even "remotely" more enjoyable than St.Louis.

He made some sort of "hoot" noise, then with a chuckle said, "You know Todd! The grass isn't always greener on the other side of the fence!"

I agreed with him. That's because the only thing on the other side of my fence is a moat.

I hope you survive Another Day In The Gray.

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