March 27-- If water boarding torture is inhumane, then so is having to live in St. Louis. I've never seen so much damn water in my entire life.  Rain, rain, rain, rain, and MORE RAIN.

AHHHHH! I'm losing my mind!

We have a nifty little motto here in Missouri, where St.Louis,"Home Of The Crappiest Weather In The World" is parked. The motto for Missouri is we're the "Show Me" state. Well, I think it's time for us to amend the stupid motto. Let's make it the "Show Me--THE FRIGGIN SUN" state. That would be far more appropriate.

It would look nice on our license plates, which by the way already features WATER.

St.Louis came in second place for the most dangerous city in the United States recently. Second place is the first to lose-we need to try harder! Do you know why St.Louis is so dangerous? It's because if you walk outside you'll DROWN trying to breath the air! You need scuba gear to walk your dog.

There are some good things about St.Louis though. If you live here you really don't have to worry about getting skin cancer from the sun. Hell, you don't even have to worry about getting a sunburn.

Well, I'm off to run in the rain. Thanks to the St.Louis weather I'm into cross training now. Along with running, I've been able to add swimming to my exercise routine. Plus, the neat thing is I get to swim "while" I'm running!

The weather guesser said the sun may be making a 2 second appearance on Saturday. But, I say Show Me!

Until then, I hope you survive Another Day In The Gray.

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