March 28-- Well, it's almost the weekend! Time to get outside with the family and enjoy Spring in St.Louis. Just make sure to wear a Winter coat and bring a rain tarp!

The brief glimpse of the sun that we were supposed to see tomorrow has been canceled. In other words, the TV weather guessers got it wrong-- AGAIN.

I noticed recently that my horoscope in the newspaper is far more accurate than the TV weather forecasts. So, I have an idea. Instead of wasting everybody's time with a weather forecast that is about as possible as Ralph Nader becoming the next President, why not scrap the whole weather segment and replace it with our horoscopes?

My horoscope is usually about 50% correct. Given that the accuracy of St. Louis TV weather forecasts are about 0%, it seems like a no brainer.

So, instead of made up drivel like, "Thanks to a cool funnel system from the Northwest, we can expect SUNNY skies tomorrow."  We would have, "If you're a Sagittarius, tomorrow might not be a good day to use a ladder."

Or, "A strong push from the Gulf is going to give us WARMER temperatures next week!" Sure, and I'm going to get mistaken for Brad Pitt at the grocery store.

No, instead we'd have, "Hey Virgo! Today is the day to make new friends and re-connect with that special someone."

Yes, I like this type of news much better.

Well, I hope you still enjoy your weekend. I know I will!

Even though the forecast says warmer temperatures are on the way--and they're not. My horoscope says, "the unexpected will happen and my partner will see things from my perspective."

Looks like I don't have to clean the garage this weekend after all!

Until Monday, I hope you survive Another Day In The Gray!

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