March 31--It Was A Dark And Wintry Night....

No, wait. That was our weather all weekend.

It's the St.Louis Cardinals opening day today. Technically it's a day game, but since the sky is black and it's raining (like it always does) I think it should be considered a night game.

I really don't understand this whole Mexican illegal immigration thing. I was in Mexico last summer and this is an actual, 100% authentic picture that I took of the sky....




This is a picture of our sky....



I'm not really sure what they're thinking. Weather-wise it's sort of like trading in a Lexus for a pogo stick.

We're Going To Have A Contest Starting Tomorrow....

Whoever is the first reader to pick which day will be the next full sunny day in St.Louis wins a St.Louis Weather Sucks T-Shirt. It's first come, first served and no ties. Just be the first to reply with the correct date and you win. A full sunny day means at least 8 hours of actually being able to see the sun, which has been missing since gasoline was a dollar.

I'm sure nobody will win, since the sun is just a nostalgic memory, but try if you'd like.

Oh, my. I didn't think I could get any more depressed and a Miley Cyrus song just came on. I need to go play in traffic.

Until next time, I hope you survive Another Day In The Gray.

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