April 2-- Due to the weather being total crap lately, I've found myself trapped inside and listening to the radio much more.

In some ways that's good, because until now I never realized what a huge issue laser hair removal was. Have I been missing something, or has the entire female race suddenly become human Chia Pets?

The last time I looked, they appeared to be just fine.

But, every time I turn on the radio I hear a commercial for laser hair removal. And here is the best part--the commercials say that laser hair removal makes a great gift!

I'll be the first to admit that I've purchased some rather bad gifts for my wife over the years. But, I GUARANTEE you that if surprised her with the gift of laser hair removal for her birthday you would be reading my obituary shortly there after.

What are they thinking? I mean "how" would a guy even "give" a gift like laser hair removal?

"Happy anniversary Honey! You know, lately it seems like I've been sleeping with a pine tree. So! I decided to get you some laser hair removal for our anniversary! It was a real coin toss between that and gastric bypass surgery, so I hope I made the right choice."

....In lieu of flowers, the bludgeoned husband's family asks that donations be sent to a charity supporting mentally impaired husbands....

Nope. It just ain't gonna happen.

Contest News....

Somebody actually picked today for our first sunny day. But, the guy is a comedian and said April 2, 2012.

More rain is on the way-- go get your meds refilled!

Until next time, I hope you survive Another Day In The Gray.


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