Wheel Of Fortune

April 4--BACK! Man, first my email is down all day on Wednesday and now I haven't been able to log on to this thing.

I'm blaming it on the weather.

Way back when,  I did editorial cartoons for a newspaper in Southeast Missouri. One time I did a cartoon that a reader took particular offense to. He wrote me a letter saying, "that I should go stick my cartoon where the sun doesn't shine."

So, I brought it with me to St.Louis.

When is this going to end? Just constant gray, wet and dark days. It just never stops! I don't understand how something so bad can go on for so long.  Sort of like Wheel Of Fortune.

Is that show EVER going to end? I mean, enough already! I think I remember listening to Pat Sajak's giant head when I was in the womb.

Here, let's play!

C  NCEL THE DAMN SHOW.

Would you like to buy a vowel?

Let's play again.

ST. LOUIS WEATHER S  CKS.

Would you like to buy another vowel?

Oh,well. The sun is supposed to be out all weekend. I'm supposed to win the lottery too.

Until Monday, I hope you survive Another Day In The Gray.

E-Mail Todd

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