Wheel Of Fortune
April 4--BACK! Man, first my email is down all day on Wednesday and now I haven't been able to log on to this thing.
I'm blaming it on the weather.
Way back when, I did editorial cartoons for a newspaper in Southeast Missouri. One time I did a cartoon that a reader took particular offense to. He wrote me a letter saying, "that I should go stick my cartoon where the sun doesn't shine."
So, I brought it with me to St.Louis.
When is this going to end? Just constant gray, wet and dark days. It just never stops! I don't understand how something so bad can go on for so long. Sort of like Wheel Of Fortune.
Is that show EVER going to end? I mean, enough already! I think I remember listening to Pat Sajak's giant head when I was in the womb.
Here, let's play!
C NCEL THE DAMN SHOW.
Would you like to buy a vowel?
Let's play again.
ST. LOUIS WEATHER S CKS.
Would you like to buy another vowel?
Oh,well. The sun is supposed to be out all weekend. I'm supposed to win the lottery too.
Until Monday, I hope you survive Another Day In The Gray.
E-Mail Todd
Get Your St. Louis Weather Sucks Shirts HERE.
I'm blaming it on the weather.
Way back when, I did editorial cartoons for a newspaper in Southeast Missouri. One time I did a cartoon that a reader took particular offense to. He wrote me a letter saying, "that I should go stick my cartoon where the sun doesn't shine."
So, I brought it with me to St.Louis.
When is this going to end? Just constant gray, wet and dark days. It just never stops! I don't understand how something so bad can go on for so long. Sort of like Wheel Of Fortune.
Is that show EVER going to end? I mean, enough already! I think I remember listening to Pat Sajak's giant head when I was in the womb.
Here, let's play!
C NCEL THE DAMN SHOW.
Would you like to buy a vowel?
Let's play again.
ST. LOUIS WEATHER S CKS.
Would you like to buy another vowel?
Oh,well. The sun is supposed to be out all weekend. I'm supposed to win the lottery too.
Until Monday, I hope you survive Another Day In The Gray.
E-Mail Todd
Get Your St. Louis Weather Sucks Shirts HERE.





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