April 11--This may be my last entry. That's because tomorrow, APRIL 12 it is supposed to SNOW. If it does snow, on APRIL 12, I will seriously lose my mind and throw myself in front of a soccer mom's minivan.

As I write this the wind is gusting at about 100 mph. Neighbors trash cans are flying around the street like pinballs, and there is garbage everywhere.

I'm waiting for farm animals to start blowing by my window.

There is a saying in St.Louis, "If you don't like the weather, just wait 5 minutes and it will change." That saying actually holds true. If the weather in St.Louis is currently "bad", just wait 5 minutes and it will change to "God awful", then wait 5 more minutes and it will change to " I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE! I'M THROWING MYSELF IN FRONT OF A MINIVAN!!"

But back to our current amped up wind tunnel conditions.

I really don't know of another city that has such BAD weather in so MANY ways. It's truly a wretched weather smorgasbord.

Snow, ice, hail, freezing rain, regular rain, thunderstorms, thunder snows, sub zero wind chills, plus 100 degree heat indexes, unbearable humidity, 100 mph winds, tornados, floods..... It just goes ON and ON .

We have more bad weather conditions than a Chinese menu has food selections. Speaking of food, I suppose I should go fight the crowds at the grocery store who are anticipating the snow. I'm not going to buy food though. No, I'm going to go scope out the parking lot for minivans.

Until Next Time, I Hope You Survive Another Day In The Gray.

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