May 8- I've been gone for a pretty long time. That's because I've been doing impressions!
Here, try to guess what I am!...

I disappear for WEEKS with the possibility of NEVER returning.

Give up?

I'm the SUN in St. Louis!

Get it?

Everything is flooding from the constant rain again and of course it's dark and gray

On Saturday "MAY" 2nd I took the family to the Cardinals-Cubs game. There was a glorious sea of red and blue in the stands.  Unfortunately, the colors were from snow parkas. Hi winds, cold temperatures and until late in the game GRAY skies.  Ahhh.... SPRING !!

It's supposed to be total crap on Mother's Day too. Enjoy Moms!

Anyway, back to the rain. I'm watching the news last week and the weather guesser came on. We had experienced something like 4 brief seconds from the constant downpours and this idiot with a big stupid smile says, "More rain is on the way though." But here's the best part, he finishes by saying, "But, we could really USE the rain!"

REALLY USE THE RAIN??

It's rained practically NON-STOP since the damn snow melted! How could we USE the rain?? Does this moron need to fill his swimming pool?

WE COULD REALLY USE THE RAIN?

WHY? So we can go white water rafting in our cul-de-sacs?

WE COULD REALLY USE THE RAIN?

WHY? So our kids will be able to play with the wading ducks on the sidewalk??

I don't care if this non-stop drizzle falling from the sky was BEER! Enough is definitely ENOUGH!

No, instead of "We could really use the rain" It think the bonehead should have said, "I could really USE a BRAIN!"

There's no such thing as a stupid comment or question. Unless you're this stupid weather guesser--then you're a stupid PERSON too.

Until next time I Hope you survive Another Day In The GRAY.

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